Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.
I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
by Scooter McFadden April 19, 2004
Get the Cling-Ons mug.A friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male penis inside the female's pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. This "handshake" is decidedly not sex, nor sexual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding "service".
"You may now perform another Clinton handshake under my desk, while I make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the First Lady."
by Greg54 November 15, 2005
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Girlfriend that texts you 24/7, who stalks you through your window as you slowly fall asleep every night. Can't get you off her mind and gets jealous when you talk to another girl...even if it's your mom!
by KaityLady May 13, 2016
Get the clingy girlfriend mug.See Karla Lee. Noun; CHINGONA. To aspire. A maker of her own camino, this is her path and she is going to follow it, regardless of what culture says.’
by SussexMemphis July 13, 2017
Get the Chingona mug.To deny to an audience that you had sexual relations with a woman. This term is only used if the person is lying, replicating the words of Bill Clinton.
Steve: Yo Chris I heard you got head from Jen last night in the boy's locker room!
Brooke: Ew Chris thats disgusting!
Chris: No guys thats not true I did not get head from her!
Steve: Dude, everyone knows you got it. Stop pulling a Clinton.
Brooke: Ew Chris thats disgusting!
Chris: No guys thats not true I did not get head from her!
Steve: Dude, everyone knows you got it. Stop pulling a Clinton.
by Agatster April 2, 2009
Get the Clinton mug.A ghetto ass town on the coast of lake erie. City is crooked. There's never any money, roads are terrible, industry is pretty much shut down, we try to cover up the image of our town as wonderful suburbia when it strictly is not.
by tigglefritz February 26, 2010
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Chingow! You've got to be kidding me right now!
by Kendra Van September 20, 2008
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