Cigaregret

The feeling you get when you've smoked one too many cigarettes and you begin to feel sick to your stomach from nicotine overdose.

Man, I shouldn't have smoked that cigarette during my lunch break because now I have cigaregret.

by Lorddino August 18, 2015

Cigasoy

feeling : when something makes you feel icky inside but you can't put it in words
adjective : when someone is behaving in a certain way that is icky (negative)

im getting cigasoy vibes from her.
why is he being so cigasoy

by saggitarius_sushi March 12, 2021

Cigarection

A word to describe the feeling a person develops when craving the nicotine satisfaction provided by tobacco products.

A person will often signal their cigarection to another person by placing an unlit cigarette in their mouth, pointing down, then slowly raising it upward in a fashion similar to the development of a penile erection. If the other person also has a cigarection, they will then proceed to join them out of doors for a session of tobacco consumption.

This word is particularly common amongst core analysts and bee keepers.

"Gee, drilling all these plugs is really giving me a cigarection"

"These bees are behaving inappropriately, I'm off to satisfy my cigarection"

"I have a boner and a cigarection, I think I can manage to simultaneously smoke and wank while the boss isn't looking"

by Ajit_Singh January 15, 2013

Cigol

Cigol is written as the opposite of logic, but it's not be confused with the term Illogical, because although Cigol's real meaning is based in the fact that doing what may seem the least logical, ends up having the most positive effect.

Derek: Hey lets go this way to get back home, it seems longer but lets do it anyways.
Frank: Dude, totally illogical, but whatever man, lets do it your way!
Derek: Not illogical, Cigol, the long way is the shortest.

And sure enough, as if only by chance, the longer way was the best, and shortest, as it was almost always met with having a better time, or once reaching the destination we find out the shortest way had some sort of a road closure, earth quake, football parade or the likes

by Max86 June 5, 2015

Laramie Cigarettes

A fictional cigarette company found in the Simpsons. It is often used to satirize cigarette advertisements in the media.

"God bless mommy, and daddy, and Laramie Cigarettes."

"Because we aren't allowed to advertise on television (takes a smoke)...ah, that sweet Carolina smoke...."

"I'm as happy as a smoker taking that first puff in the morning!"

by ClassicRockSovereign October 22, 2009

cigarette daydream

A daydream that last the length of time it takes to smoke a cigarette.

I had a cigarette daydream I left this town behind.

by iampandora May 14, 2015

cigarette soup

cigarette soup is the voluntarily unknown consumption of a canned beer or soda that has previously been used as an ashtray or a spittoon for chewing tobacco. This is most likely to occur during keg parties, like minded social gatherings, and occasionally from mischievous pranksters.

While Derek was half dazed from puking in the toilet, he asked Brandon for an opened can of soda to drink. Brandon didn’t realize that he had given Derek a can of cigarette soup, until he yelled, “What the fuck?!”, before vomiting even more than ever.

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 17, 2018