Candian Wet Willie

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

by Tom_V October 31, 2012

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Cardiff Crack

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.

Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.

by JDENIC February 9, 2014

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cardioventricueeler

This means to fuck someone until they run out of breath.

i'm going to make her cardioventricueel tonight.
She suffered a cardioventricueeler that night!!!

by Deadpanleon123 March 19, 2017

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A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.

Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!

Student 2: Agreed

Teacher: *hears conversation*

Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!

Students: WTF!

by NoneOfYourBusinessHoeSksksk December 5, 2019

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