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Cannaisseur

A person with extensive about cannabis and a well developed pallet for dishinguishing terpines and strains.
My good friend medicalgrower420 is a well-respected ''cannaisseur'' in my community that specializes in auto-flowering cannabis.
by jonnycripp420 December 20, 2023
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Cannabisalism

The practice of a cannabis farmer eating the flesh of another cannabis farmer.
Paul, the cannabis farmer, ate his colleague. He is a cannabisal.

Paul: “What is cannabisalism?”

Colleague: “It’s when I would eat your flesh.”
by Justrust January 1, 2024
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Cannabis Edibles

Marijuana gummies that are sold at dispensaries across America. They take effect within 30 minutes to an hour. It's safer then smoking marijuana, but you get a better high.
I ate cannabis edibles at 420 and within an hour I was totally stoned out of my mind. I was high, had the munchies, and was totally horny. I saw 2001: A Space Odessey, Sesame Street: Bedtime Stories and Songs, and Heavy Metal. I listened to Revolution 9 by the Beatles, Incense and Peppermints by Strawberry Alarm clock, and White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. I had the munchies for Mexican food and Pizza with Coca Cola. I played River City Ransom in one setting on the Famicom Classic Mini. I had a big, stiff erection and jacked off to porno. Everything was far out man.
by Viscount Druitt April 13, 2024
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Cannabis

If cannabis was as deadly as the media wants you to believe, Willie Nelson wouldn't have lived to half the age he is now.
Legalize cannabis
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 20, 2024
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Cannabis Januais

The month when you give up drinking alcohol and replace it with cannabis because you are a caring loving person who cares about the the mental health effects on your friends and family when you stop drinking.
I'm giving up drinking for January but dont worry I am doing Cannabis Januais, Happy Cannabis Januais everyone!
by thebeerdd February 2, 2025
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Cannabis Januais

The month where you give up drinking and replace it with cannabis.
Im not drinking in January but instead I am doing Cannabis Januais! Happy Cannabis Januais!!
by thebeerdd February 2, 2025
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Cannapuss

Smoking a blunt, then quickly shoving it it up your girlfriend's pussy, taking it out, and continuing the blunt rotation.
This dude prolly lets his bros cannapuss his girlfriend! What a bitch!
by Mungo Chungo February 3, 2026
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