Buttcrack Schwag

A baby makin' reggae party rock band from Southern, California that will make your girl's nipples hard

"When I get a boner and I want it to go down, I listen to Buttcrack Schwag!"

by buttcrackschwag August 4, 2021

buttcrack-poor

So poor one has to store their money in their butt because one can't afford a wallet

"As an aspiring artist with no prior education, I was buttcrack-poor"

"My buddy was buttcrack-poor during college. Those were some rough years."

by Nymuz December 24, 2022

buttcrackalacka

Visible buttcrack, a buttcrack said in a funnily way

That guys buttcrackalacka is showing

by sinCITYwasntMADEforu May 7, 2023

Poopy buttcrack

A Poopy buttcrack is when you park your bark and unload your timber, a little flies up your crack and you don’t wipe it.

Jacob had poo in his crack and he forgot to wip now he has a Poopy buttcrack.

by I like poo poo it tastes yummy June 10, 2022

buttnuck

another word for methanphedamine. Dope speed, crystal meth. Buttnuck is used because you may have to keister your dope if ya have a run in wit the law. Ya know stick it in your asshole. yup up the pooper in case you should go to jail for something ya still got a buzz when ya get there.

whos got all the buttnuck.

by Pixy Glee November 28, 2010

buttsecks

how is that supposed to feel good? there's no sexual organ there or anything... just the pooper.

buttsecks. "OH MY GOD KEEP DOING IT YOU'RE BUMPING MY PROSTATE"

"Did you.. did you just.. shit on my dick??"

by SLDCJAM October 3, 2006

buttsac

your nutsack more back than normal touching your asshole causing major rashing when shiting

His huge buttsac gave a rash all the way down his leg after relieving his massive shit!

by Chris Wills July 7, 2003