council house bulge

effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.

Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.

by MoLincs October 24, 2009

Battle of the Bulge

A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.

Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.

by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch July 13, 2015

levi bulge

A mound in denim jeans on a male to the immediate right or left of his crotch where his tight jeans have shifted his dick and balls. Usually seen on hung guys and cowboys.

Gawd, did you see the levi bulge on that bareback bull rider?

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

SNL Budget Disease

"SNL Budget Disease," or SNL-BD, is a term used to describe when a band or music artist performs as a musical guest on the NBC comedic variety show Saturday Night Live, and spends an absurdly large amount of money on an elaborate set design, other than one of the sets that can be provided for them, that serves little to no purpose to their performance other than to make the artist seem more wealthy, creative, or artistic. Prime examples include sets from multiple performances by Kanye West, Jay-Z's performance on May 8th 2010, and Linkin Park's performance on February 5th 2011.

Boy: Hey, did you see Jay-Z on SNL last night?

Girl: Yeah, I didn't like it. That light fixture was so over-the-top, I think he had SNL Budget Disease for that performance.

by jimmystrummer February 27, 2011

in bulge

A large quantity of an item.

You buy those pills in bulge.

by Clau July 1, 2006

bludge

verb
1. (when intr, often foll by on) to scrounge from (someone)

2. (intr) to evade work

3. (intr) Archaic to act as a pimp

noun
a very easy task; undemanding employment

* This guy just bludge at work

* He was sacked for bludging on the job.

* Hey dude.. stop bludging!!!!!!

by don loco February 11, 2010

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007