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britney spears 

Phenominal. She's Currently living off the energy given to her by pathetic and jealous people who write shit about her at urbandictionary.com. COOL! Britney Spears Rocks. She's hot, entertaining, and has made multi-millions doing what she loves to do. Sorry to all you pathetic people who feel the need to diss britney, whom im sure you dont know, to maybe raise your own detrimentally-low self esteems. Go do a sit up...
Gosh, I'm so pathetic and depressed with my own boring life, Let's go on urbandictionary.com and write mean things about BRITNEY!!!!!! wooooo!!

B.Spears, you rock girl.
britney spears by Kerianne July 21, 2005
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Britney Spears 

the most famous person ever to walk the face of the planet...
You know who she is dont you
Britney Spears by alice March 1, 2005

Britney Spears 

A dumb whore, who lip syncs. When she does sing you might think of a cat dying, a baby dog getting raped by a dildo made of broken glass with a spike on it, and suicide. If you're lucky... no... if you meet up with her you will get your dick sucked by her. If you are with the fifty who get there first and already have their dick in her mouth, or her ass, and vagina.
Guy 1: "Dude, I met Britney Spears last night."

Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"

Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.

Britney Spears 

A person who will never be as talented as Britt Irvin (Canadian TV actress) no matter how hard she tries or how much more money she has.
There are three big differences between Britney Spears and Brittney Irvin (better known as Britt these days) - Spears has one less T in her first name, a lot more money, and a lot less talent.

britney spears 

Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.
Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.
britney spears by Jordan April 7, 2005

Britney Spears 

Britney Spears is not a fucking hore or anything. Shes in her fucking 20s so let her live, shit the only difference between her and ppl are that she has money and cameras following her everywhere! so take a look at your life before you go judging hers or anyone elses. U fuck offs
" omfg i really want britney spears greatest hits she may have some rough edges but i love her music!!"
Britney Spears by KT123456 September 16, 2005

britney spears 

a beautiful singer, who is very very popular and sweet, she is often idiolized by girls and boys think she is very pretty. many people try to look like her. she started the trend of lowrisers up again, and the blonde cutie look.
britney spears by * September 3, 2003