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brass donkey punch 

The brass donkey punch is very similar to the original donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the brass donkey punch you have brass knuckles on which even betters the punching effect and tightens the vaginal walls more.
I gave my girl the brass donkey punch last night and was it good, too bad she has a concussion.
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brass monkey 

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!
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Brass Lip 

The red semi-circle on your upper lip after playing a brass intrument for a good legnth of time in one session.
After playing my Trombone for an hour, I had developed Brass Lip. Luckily, it disappeared in time for my date.
Brass Lip by Justin H. September 7, 2005

brass rubbing 

Touching of a ladies bottom without her knowing
As Lisa bent over, I gave her a quick brass rubbing
brass rubbing by Jimlad86 March 28, 2015

Brass my own ass 

The equivalent of patting oneself on the back, or blowing one's own horn.
Not to brass my own ass, but I aced that quiz, and I didn't even study for it.
Brass my own ass by Urban OP August 16, 2018

brass shower 

When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.
Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?
brass shower by Kungpao_ November 23, 2019

brass monkey 

hard-boiled slang for a burden or handicap, akin to an albatross around one's neck or a mark of shame
"A prison record is a handicap, a brass monkey perched from the back of every man we choose. If the man starts giving us trouble, we simply turn that brass monkey against him. If a man turns from us, we add a full-scale smear campaign to the handicap of his prison record, and the man is ruined for life. Society will accept a man with one brass monkey, like a prison record, but two? Never." "The Brass Monkey," I was a Communist for the FBI, air date 4-9-53
brass monkey by Crassius June 24, 2021