glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

boxing out

the act of eating a girl out; going down on a woman

I was watching this porno, and out of nowhere, the black girl starts "boxing out" the Asian.

by Ben Solar System November 23, 2009

boxing the clown

to masturbate, to jack off, to rub one out

my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!

by M.Kelly January 5, 2007

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009

boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

by Tunis August 27, 2003

jockey boxing

The act of breaking into peoples cars for valuables.

After a long night of jockey boxing Crazy Steve went back to the crack house.

by faddy May 18, 2006

snatch booting

the act of booting a snatch, pretty much kicking a female in the go zone. Say it out loud a few times its pretty catchy.

After a few drinks me and the guys went out for some good ol' snatch booting.

If you girls don't back off there's gonna be some snatch booting up in this peace.

by Steve Maksymetz May 9, 2008