boxer splooge

when a dude is getting a hand job and grabs his boxers to splooge on

Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??

by Fabio Rossi May 2, 2011

boxpopper

A person who pops out or from behind boxes with an assault rifle or similar high-powered automatic ballistic weapon and fires projectiles in a horizontal arc in front of him.

Murdoc from The A-Team is the most renowned boxpopper.

by Turthan Natner May 21, 2009

boxrot

a girl who's vagina smells horrific and the smell lingers long after she has left the bedroom or bathroom stall....

Sara: Ugh... Just walked into the stall after that skanky girl and it stinks like an open can of tuna in there... I think she has a bad case of "boxrot"

by DJ Gyne January 2, 2010

Boxer Spackle

(n) the fecal remnants of an exceptionally dazzling rectal eruption.

(v) to create a shotgun-like blast of gas, as evidenced by the presence of tangy, sticky poop-a-ledge on the rear of undergarments.

"Dude, that tomato soup/burrito lunch combo generated an industrial case of boxer spackle for me during the afternoon meeting."

"Melinda and I broke up. She stayed with me last weekend, and ran around with just my boxers on. After she left, I discovered she's Boxer Spackled my favorite Batman Underoos."

by boppa23 November 19, 2011

Boxosexual

Being sexually attracted to boxes

Clay Clay: I really like this box...
Ray Ray: You're boxosexual?
Clay Clay: Indeedy I am.

by RayRay69 October 28, 2013

Boxer's lipstick

The exposed part of a dog's penis when they get a hard on

It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017

boxer girl

Boxer girls female boxers are the most attractive, passionate, and strong girls you will ever meet. They are the only girls who can make a broken nose and a knockout look flattering. If you ever find one, keep her and don’t get on her bad side. She’s not afraid to throw a punch.

boy #1: “dudeee did you see that new girl? she’s so attractive and strong.”

boy #2: “yo she’s a boxer girl, so badass.”

by boxer.babyxoxo June 6, 2019