Burning the candle at both ends

Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.

I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!

by C. Felix Reardon December 28, 2005

Unload at both ends

Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.

Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

swing both ways

someone (its hotter when it is a woman) who likes to be with both men and women. This can involve a woman sucking another woman's tits, licking her vagina, sucking her clit, putting her toungue up her vagina, making out with her, then sleeping with a man.

i swing both ways so i like to have hot sex with women and men. it is better with both at the same time.

by bisexual babeee February 15, 2010

Ride the short bus both ways

Being Homeschooled

Where did you go to Highschool?
Oh I was homeschooled... I ride the short bus both ways.

by Had a reserved seat October 29, 2008

Best of both worlds

The process of inverting ones penis to make it a vagina. Completely reversible, and usually done by the local rabbi.

Did it hurt when you got the best of both worlds?

No. Rabbi Timothy has the gentlest hands in the world.

by Jibbletlover99 November 29, 2018

Every both

Use both the things every time

Why use one when you can have every both.

by Pewd's well wisher November 23, 2020

on Both

It is slang it means when someone is on tip (referring to a tip of penis) and when someone is on dick

Mr.Wright on both

by preety.. December 16, 2021