bootenant

A military slang term that is the combination of the military slang word for new guy (Boot, or Barely out of training) and lieutenant. A Bootenant is an LT who is fresh out of training and assuming command for the first time. Full of book knowledge (though often not even that) they are a unique combination of overconfident and incompetent. Their attempts to be authoritarian and dominant are undermined by the fact that they often have no idea what they are talking about and lack any actual leadership skills or experience. Since he is fresh out of training usually the NCOs under him have far more hands on experience and time in service but are still legally required to obey whatever he says while saluting him and calling him sir. Bootenants will often try to compensate for their lack of actual leadership skill or hands on experience by over-enforcing petty regulations that have no effect on the mission. A Bootenant can run the risk of being known as a Regulation Ranger.

Corporal: Did you hear the bootenant spend 45 minutes just telling everybody not to wear white socks?

Sergeant: Yeah, Isn't he the one who stutters and forgot to tie his own boots yesterday? What an asshole, I can't believe we have to do whatever he says.

by TCAT1117 November 17, 2018

boston carter

a smart funny kid that will make a great friend

Boy 1: Who was that friendly kid over there
Boy 2: Oh that was Boston Carter
Boy 3: Isn't he a smart funny kid that will make a great friend

by WiZeBOI November 29, 2018

Boston Breakfast

When you fill her pussy with cereal, then punch her in the stomach so hard it comes shooting back into your mouth.

Mike: Hey bro, how was your night?
Davis: Pretty great, I took my girl out for Boston Breakfast

by Kernobog March 12, 2019

Boston Barrel

A gathering of aggressive (and sometimes violent) homosexual men. Typically found at a gaydium. Many of whom are self proclaimed Boston Brothers.

Hey Steve, did you see those Boston Brothers at the gaydium yesterday? It was a real Boston Barrel in there!

by Adam7288 April 6, 2019

boston tuck

tucking only half of the front of a shirt in.
invented in boston in 1990

yo! he’s rocking the boston tuck!

by HarryOh May 23, 2019

Boston Rogers

When a man ejaculates into a donut and eats it.

Wanna come over and watch me do a Boston Rogers tonight?

by Wolf Jackson September 25, 2021

Boston Cream Donut

A cheap alternative to a fleshlight. Often used for its white creamy goodness.

Stop fucking that fleshlight and stick your dick in this Boston Cream Donut.

by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021