Boomer logic

When a boomer says some wild shit that no longer applies in today's society because we live in the real world and not off of old timey slogans.

"Respect your elders son"
"Fuck off with your boomer logic"
Or
"Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
"Then I guess with that boomer logic you shouldn't worry about Corona virus"

by Preteen pounder August 3, 2020

Boomer loop

When a baby boomer repeatedly tries to use modern technology the wrong way and ultimately becomes stuck in a loop.

After retirement, Doug decided to buy a laptop to begin writing a book. Doug being 65 years old and having never used a laptop became stuck in a boomer loop while setting up his microsoft account.

by Murzog July 30, 2021

BOSTON BOOMERANG

When a male is getting a blow job from the side and his penis pulls out and smacks back like a boomerang comes around and smack the giver.

I was getting a blow job while driving and my cock kept giving Missy a boston boomerang to the side of her face.

by Devilwear.com January 12, 2011

full boomerang

A phrase referencing an erection. You know, like a boner.

"Hey did you see Tom at that meeting the other day? He was eyeing Natalie." "Yeah! The dude was going full boomerang."

by Parker Brooks November 9, 2013

boomerwang

a penis that is excessively bent and/or twisted

Matthew Vagenius has a boomerwang that resembles a small pealed banana

by ryan November 3, 2003

Boomer Mail

A mass email that has been forwarded around by baby boomers. The text of these emails usually include large fonts with bright colors as well as characters typed in all caps. The footer typically consists of animated imagery including but not limited to juggling clowns, sparkling rainbows, or patriotic themes such as a waving american flag.

Hey Andy, my gmail filter just let some more Boomer Mail through. I wish they had a filter for purple fonts.

by Rob Righter June 19, 2011

Boomer karren

Typically an old science teacher who gives you yard duties for nothing. she is also a fucking wanker who likes to make you do the most shit work ever.

jack: "did you see what ben got on his yard duty from Boomer Karren"

joel: "yea she said that he was harrasing a leaf, fucking karren"

by WANKERKID69 November 23, 2020