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noodle boiler 

Water. Often used in a society where soda and other sweetened beverages are consumed so infrequently that the original use of water becomes skewed.

azn people may use the variant "rice steamer".
Tom: Here man, drink some of this.

Dick: No way, asshat. There's no way I'm drinking noodle boiler.
noodle boiler by jkdeadite October 23, 2009
Verb:

1.to fail to show up for an important date, ditch someone

2.making up bull excuses inorder to get out of trouble or serious situations.
1.'Hey, did you meet up with Jack?'
'no, the jerk bailed on me.'

2.'gosh, i really needed to talk to her but she bailed on me!'
bailed by Anti_Social October 2, 2005

borderline boiler 

Your head says no, your dick says go!
borderline boiler by Anonymous November 6, 2003

old boiler

A tarty woman past her prime.
old boiler by Mugwump April 19, 2006

bunny boiler 

Clingy possesive overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend. (think fatal attraction)
when a group of hetero male friends gets together to do something that would be considered way too gay to tell girlfriends or wives about.
I'm thinking of getting the group together to go bosledding tonight. Would you dudes be interested in ice skating followed by martinis and my homemade death by chocolate?

Hey I am going to Arizona this weekend. My girlfriend thinks I am going for spring training and strip clubs but its really to get away, commune with nature, and unwind at the spa. I deserve it!
Bosled by bosledfan1 March 22, 2010