boater balls

The act of hurting one's testicles while operating a watercraft.

I took my kayak down some rough rapids and now I have boater balls.

by anonymous December 14, 2023

boatmeal

Oatmeal with a banana. The banana is cut in half and both halves placed around the edge of the oatmeal in the bowl. So it looks like the banana halves are the sides of a boat carrying the oatmeal inside :3 you can also add strawberries in the boat and they can be like the crew of the ship ^_^

Wait a second, saying that makes it feel a lot weirder eating it now. Uhhhhhh....

le me in the morning: bruh im hungry i need a gourmet instant breakfast. i gotta make me some boatmeal

by project rectangle January 9, 2025

urban boater

an urbanized boater (or son of a boater/daughter of a boater) that knows how to find the inner power to rage his/her ass off and stretch it into an existence and ride it out like a BoaterCruiser series ship till fading out over the seas' horizons

UB3 - "dude tell him about how you're gonna roll!"

UB1 - "i'm gonna drop 2 and rage my ass off . . . hit up maydaze and bounce off the walls . . . dojo down at an afterparty . . . drive to the woods and pass out under the trees . . . wake up, build a raginboaterbonfire, light it and they will come, smash down beers till we drop hopefully in the arms of a lady . . . and fade out the weekend!"

UB2 - "what an urban boater!"

by boater brigade May 3, 2008

two boated

Getting stuck waiting for two ships to enter/exit the Duluth Harbor instead of just one.

I was two boated at the Aerial Lift Bridge for 20 minutes. I had to wait for the Edgar Speer and Mesaba Miner to clear the ship canal.

by Donn Wolean May 6, 2008

Row boater

One who rows a boat.

In that picture you are rowing a boat. Therefore you are a row boater.

by Foreveryoung September 20, 2014

Rail boated

3 levels beyond drunk.

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated

by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014

Callum Bateman

epic boy :P

That Callum Bateman folk is a real good egg. He's both thicc and loyal. Imagine being anything other than a Callum Bateman in 2018 LUL.

by yungbuckqweezy January 24, 2018