Blumpkin Stage Fright

The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.

Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin

Tom - Sweet!!

Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me

Tom - Shit that sucks

Bob- You're telling me!!

by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009

blumpkin county

A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.

Lets go to blumpkin county Georgia, & get blumpkins

by Ampresandman December 15, 2011

blumpkin princess

someone who gives blumpkins while wearing a dress or tutu then sings disney songs. these people are usually cum dumpsters and have herpes.

"Wow that cameron koger kid is such a blumpkin princess"

by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009

Blumpkin El Nino

When you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face.

Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!

by Lo Dogg April 28, 2005

Blumpkin Party

Usually takes place in a public restroom. 3 or more blumpkins occuring at the same time in ajoining stalls. Switching of partners allowwed.

That blumpkin party was amazing!

by DDP May 13, 2005

blumpkin on the spot

This is a variation to the more common term blumpkin. The major difference is that this act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit takes places inside a port-a-potty.

I got a blumpkin on the spot from that chick at the Tom Petty concert

by Demoneque August 8, 2006

Blumpkin Backsplash Facial

when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time

the blumpkin backsplash facial has never been done before

by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009