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Blumpkin Stage Fright
The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.
Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
Blumpkin Stage Fright by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009
Related Words
blumpkin county
A geopolitical region in the state of Georgia where residents perform felacio on tourists penis while said tourist is on the toilet talking a shit.
blumpkin county by Ampresandman December 15, 2011
blumpkin princess
someone who gives blumpkins while wearing a dress or tutu then sings disney songs. these people are usually cum dumpsters and have herpes.
blumpkin princess by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009
Blumpkin El Nino
When you recieve an ordinary blumpkin and the heavy turd from the double cheeseburger you ate earlier drops and splashes water on the bitch's face.
Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!
Blumpkin El Nino by Lo Dogg April 28, 2005
Blumpkin Party
Usually takes place in a public restroom. 3 or more blumpkins occuring at the same time in ajoining stalls. Switching of partners allowwed.
Blumpkin Party by DDP May 13, 2005
blumpkin on the spot
This is a variation to the more common term blumpkin. The major difference is that this act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit takes places inside a port-a-potty.
blumpkin on the spot by Demoneque August 8, 2006