Bluming

The act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the classification "asshole".

Also:
The act of being; Skinny, tall, and a teacher.

I was bluming those robbers by saying that the safe is in the meat locker. Its not, and they are all trapped now.

by dilydaly123 February 26, 2015

Blimping

That sexual act of forcing air into the rectum, via mouth to rectum. Orally, bicycle pump, compressor, balloon. Hindenburging, Zepplining, air hogging

That dude really got blimped. Rough trade includes blimping.

by Dr. Jerry Bagel June 20, 2010

Fist-Bumping

A signal that an individual is sexually attracted to another.

I was fist-bumping Sally so she got the message.

by Etchabetch November 6, 2015

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.

Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.

by webmayin April 29, 2013

bumping mollusc

The act of labia on labia rubbing between two females. Also known as tribadism, it's usually performed while scissoring.

"Did you hear that Ellen Page came out as a lesbian?'
"Yeah, I sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc."

by Batlord February 15, 2014

bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...

"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."

by thedickbutt April 20, 2014

bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.

Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!

by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015