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Blue Balls

A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.
"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
by elliotindigo September 15, 2014
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When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.
The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.
by Diego September 11, 2003
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Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.
by Black Wolf December 28, 2005
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a lame excuse guys use to get girls in the sack
pain felt when a dude is left unfinished
Man my blue balls just wont quit you
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
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Conversation Blue Balls

When a man engages a woman in an extremely suggestive conversation, that she ends abruptly just as he thinks he is about to “close the deal.” Could possibly result in injury to the man in extreme cases.
Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?

Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
by Trayvon July 17, 2009
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Blue Balls

The time i scribbled on my balls with a sharpie, that is blue balls.
Me- "MOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGAIN!!!"
Mom- "Ill get the turpentine..."
by Capn Ben December 28, 2005
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What a tease considers as her trophey

what i LOVE to give my boyfriend (dont worry, i eventually relieve him, i just like to claim my trophy first
I'm known as a tease. I like to get a guy so goin then just stop and they get blue balls. SCORE!! another point for Beka
by BeKa February 3, 2005
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