BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC

BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC is the best soccer player ever. He is the BEST at ball handling and finishing. He gets more pussy than a vet center and is extremely attractive.

Girl 1: No way is it actually Blago the GOAT of soccer.
*Every girl turns to Blago and wants to fuck him. *
Girl 2: Legends say it his dick once intimidated the other team, and they let him win.
Blago's manager: sounds like BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC!

by NoThingbuttfaxs March 3, 2022

Baloombum

A butt that looks like balloons.

"check out that person's baloombums!"

by kthath November 9, 2023

ZOOTED BALOOTED

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

by Tata binx April 22, 2018

Louisiana Water Baloon

The act of pissing in a condom and then lobbing at an intimate lover.

His girlfriend wanted a surprise, so he gave her a Louisiana Water baloon with the condom they used when they fucked.

by Tj1991 May 15, 2016

blalo

Getting your dick sucked while playing Halo.

Caleb got the best blalo the other day.

by Reynolds2009 August 12, 2008

baloogis

something that is crazy, or absurd.

when you fucked me last night your pussy was baloogis.

by hoontar April 25, 2019

hooey balooey

non-sense, something improbable or irrational.

aka: bull crap

man: did yo eat my cookie
kid: no... ( cookie crumbs on face)

man: that a bunch of hooey balooey

by bunches of b.s. August 23, 2009