beerbells

What you use to strengthen your arms 12 ounces at a time

Samantha: Hey Joe! Looks like you've been working out. What's your secret?

Joe: I exercise daily using my Schlitz beerbells

by realmccoy420 October 8, 2010

hold my beer

When a person (redneck) says "hold my beer" you hold his beer with your left hand and with your right hand you hold your phone with the camera app open and 911 on speed dial and then you see what he/she does

Hey I can jump that "hold my beer".

by Lostinwarfare May 28, 2017

beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt

"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"

by brunette22 February 16, 2006

beer can blanket

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

by Timtastic January 4, 2009

Beer Joggles

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

by Geeluvss August 22, 2011

nursing a beer

to take a long time to drink one beer

John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)

by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015

full beer flip cup

A version of flip cup played by a room full of bros and preferably without shirts. Cups must be filled to the brim. This may or may not induce intense vomiting.

After a game of full beer flip cup, half the room chanted "FULL BEER...FLIP CUP" while the other shirtless bros puked in the corner.

by hill nasty February 20, 2009