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The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
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beined

To be bound as a listner in a long one way conversation.
I'm sorry I was late, I got beined.
by Madam121 February 19, 2010
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Ecole Belge

Terrible quality..... Trash and very vulgar.
Mom I dropped my phone from the 18th floor. I thought it was fall proof........ But it was actually waterproof. Sorry I have difficulties reading. Oh yeah and it became an "Ecole Belge". Can u buy me a new one?
by KIKIDOULOVEMENO!!!!!! 😎 February 17, 2019
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Begged down

Similar to “bogged down”, except instead of being slowed by mud, one is slowed down by a crushing wave of hobos. Each one of them trying to gain your attention by telling you their depressing life story, in hopes that you’ll give them some spare change.
Dean: "Dude, what took you so long?"

Mike: "I couldn't help it, I had to walk through Bernette Street and when I passed the McDonalds I got begged down by five hobos!”
by Oiram2005 April 17, 2010
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Beibercut

Put simply - Justin Beiber's signature haircut.
Little Kid: Hi, can I get the Beibercut please?
Hair Stylist: Oh no!
by izcool March 8, 2011
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Bedgepig

Hedgehogs aka Hedgepigs shelter from the weather in hedges. Bedgepigs are basically their less prickly human equivalents.
Duvet Doug and Johanna are off today, it's way too cold and wet to venture outside so they are going to be Bedgepigs. Mug of tea, bacon sandwich and radio four in Bedgepigland bliss!
by 192Dug July 8, 2011
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Beiber dam

1. a mob of brain dead teenagers lining up to see a Justin Beiber concert.

2. what most people say when Beiber's music comes on a nearby radio.
Beiber, dam... turn that crap off! Jesus!, look at that Beiber Dam over there at the fairgrounds.
by Fotofly November 30, 2010
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