the act of shitting after mass consumption of beer. it has the consistency of a pudding like substance that excretes from the butthole. colors may vary from a light burnt orange to a dark, tar like color.
by clayton, tom, erik September 18, 2006
Get the beershitilitis mug.Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.
Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."
by justin price January 27, 2007
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... any time two or more men drink alcohol during the afternoon on a weekday, while there spouses are distracted by Oprah.
Walter: Hey Larry whats your wife doing?
Larry: The usual.
Walter Wanna go for Oprah Beers?
Larry: You Bet!
Larry: The usual.
Walter Wanna go for Oprah Beers?
Larry: You Bet!
by Larry Eienstien June 20, 2007
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Get the beerp mug.During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.
John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."
The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.
John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"
Cody has the phonebook in hand.
"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."
The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.
John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"
Cody has the phonebook in hand.
"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
by lehartman September 16, 2009
Get the Beerpong Phonebook Rule mug.Using alcohol as a way to get a massage from someone you find hot or just because you need a good rub down. It could also be used as a way to get fucked.
by dnizzle 69 September 8, 2009
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