baked

a status on the stoner scale

when you are just feeling more than a nice buzz, you are baked.
"I'm pretty baked".
"on the scale?".
"on the scale, I'm about 4.6".
"right on".

by tittyfucking November 5, 2006

Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.

My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.

by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009

Bæder

multi-ord: 1. når et individ er mæd sinna og er klar for å gå løs på noen. 2. Når noe eller noen er på noe bullshit å bare wilder

1. Fyfaen unge Ferraris konsert ble avlyst, kommer til å bæde på noen as er så jævlig sinna

2. Hun stakk legit fingern sin i ræva mi når vi pulte, hun bæder

by Young EggGod March 7, 2019

Stars are Baked

1.When you're so high, everything is a blur, and the oddest things dont even phase you.

2. An Ultra-High

"Dude, my stars are baked!"

When your stars are baked,
And your rivers fly,
Do you ever believe you were stuck in the, Sky,

When your castle breaks,
And your feet are dry,
Do you ever believe you were stuck in the, Sky,

Do you believe, when you're high,
That your life is tried...

(peephole by S.O. A.D)

by Teh Mushroom King [aka Sweeney] May 28, 2007

Baked Potato

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.

I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.

by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011

baked

The wayi like my cookies.

Goddamn them some goodass cookies Harriet.

by Mr. Brothers March 26, 2005

Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked

Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"

by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009