Basted

He loves her so much he told me to fuck off.

What a basted.

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 9, 2020

Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.

I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Basting

When your boyfriend cums in your ass, sucks it back out with a Turkey Baster,and proceeds to then squirt it over your body.

"Last night Jason gave me a thorough basting."

by JP Clifford March 3, 2017

Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 6, 2003

basted

the action of repeatedly busting in a classroom specifically at recess time.

“ I basted at school the other day”

by pseudo bas February 23, 2025