Baristatude

A Barista (coffee maker) expressing attitude. Typically found in 'third wave' coffee venues - Baristatude can mirror arrogance, intellectual elitism and various other cultural prejudices, ultimately expressed as less 'customer service' and more a side order of distain and contempt.

I asked the barista what an Aeropress was, and he scoffed and explained it to me like i was a 4 year old. God damn that guy has serious baristatude

by The Gentleman Observer December 26, 2014

Baristed

The art of having one's coffee made for them.

Kazuo had his coffee baristed and liked it.

by Margaret Malala October 30, 2016

Barnat

A person who is also called daddy. Also referred to someone with a huge penis.

Barnat is big daddy

by The wiki December 15, 2016

barnshart

when you’re on the Barnstormer at disney world and you shart your pants

One minute i was laughing on the ride, and then out of nowhere, i barnsharted!

by kaoamshjsksks November 22, 2017

baristud

A barista who could double as your costar in your wet dreams. Someone who looks fine as hell making you that latte, but would look even better pouring milk with less clothes on.

That guy is a total baristud - he can remove everything but that apron and a cup of joe for me!

by jeneticdrift January 9, 2019

Barnsed

To abandon your brothers for some dutty scottish Jbags for unknown reasons (assume the worst)

Can’t believe he’s barnsed the boys like that. That fuckin TRAITOR

by WettyWain January 12, 2019

birnstrange

a person who is stupid, strange, stupid, hungry, evil, German, stupid, and unfriendly. also a Birnstrange is a person who laughs at everything and never leaves or stops laughing

Kayli: hi im kayli birnstrange.
Jillian: Why am i not surprized

by hahahahaahhhah October 12, 2019