LIL Barnacle

Stupid fucking rapper who can't rap for shit

some kid jerking off at home to spongebob and gets jumped everyday at school.

Have you heard lil Barnacles music

you mean lil trash yee found his music on garbagecloud

by gucciganger November 28, 2017

barnacle

gray, scaly, nasty-ass psoriosis scabs

"Young Motor" Crumb has some barnacles on his ashy-ass elbows. Just playing JS; don't beat me up.

by Sampson Simpson February 11, 2004

beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,

"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*

by freedomfighters June 30, 2008

barnacle

The act of expressing so much affection in public that people believe you and your significant other are permanently attached. Most common among teen couples, but also found in mid-life couples pre and post recommitment ceremony.

... they are so barnacled that the go to the bathroom tgether ....

by Melwa December 6, 2006

Barnacle

an unsightly tabernacle lacking architectural appeal, and in fact just as suitable to house pigs and horses as religious zealots

We said our vows and he kissed me in the barnacle.

by fup duck July 22, 2011

Barnacle

Someone who "locks down" to a machine, vehicle, door, pipe, window etc., usually for political reasons. A barnacle attaches itself and is difficult to remove. This term is especially used by groups of professional activists.

"Who are the barnacles for this operation?"
"Let's go with John and Jane. They're eager, and have no priors."
"Great, I'll start prepping the lock boxes."

by 65hsml3t November 20, 2014

Barnacle

A straight guy that hangs out with a gay guy in order to hook up with a straight girl

Straight guy: Hey man, do you have any straight girlfriends?
Gay guy:. Don't be such a barnacle!

by HeidiAnton July 28, 2015