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barbie drinks

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. These drinks are mostly, but not restricted to, female consumption. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.

note: When referring to male consumption, replace the words barbie drinks with bitch drinks.
Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

Tina: Can you get me a 4 pack of fruit punch Bacardi Breezers?

Yo, your mom's gonna get crunk on barbie drinks!
by Allison January 3, 2005
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Botox barbie

Usually a high matience woman who is a bitch.She is usually obsessed with her outer appearance and may have had botox injections or plastic surgery.
That slut Victoria is a fucking botox barbie.
by Mckenzie thinks jess is rad December 11, 2007
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Barbie and Ken

Two plastic dolls that are made by Mattel.
Barbie however has seemed to have dumped ken, for a younger boy. She, too, has gotten younger. She started out in her 20's and now shes in high school, and is dating younger boys.
Girl 1: Ohmigod. barbie is in highschool. when i played with her she was more like an adult.
Girl 2: Yeah. I know. shes a lucky bitch. I wish i had a fountain of youth and a dream car and a dream house.
Girl 1: Me too.
Girl 2: And she gets a new younger boy friend every year.
Girl 1: YEAH! Its not barbie and ken anymore. More like Barbie has a crush on major Todd.
by Tristynn;; <3 April 30, 2006
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Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020
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Santa Barbie

Hottest chick at UCSB.

Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck
If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock
by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013
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caribou barbie

Nickname for Sarah Palin, current governor of Alaska. Term is used as a pejorative that puts good looks and her Alaskan background over any experience at the national level.
Single males will be disappointed that Caribou Barbie is not in season.
by desuvius October 23, 2008
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Bud Barbie

A sexy boss bitch barbie look a like who loves pink, is always put together, and has love for weed, fashion and shoes. Or a hot girl who smokes out all the guys, following the saying "Smoke like Marley, Look like Barbie."
That girls a Bud Barbie, she smokes more weed than Ken.
by Kush Kittie February 9, 2018
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