baconed

This a non-food word; refers to your current high state. Used to described how high / stoned you really are.

I'm soo baconed right now." "Lets get baconed." "That blunt got be baconed." "'Tryin to blaze?, 'No, I'm chill; already baconed.'

by bay650area September 11, 2011

Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

by FormerSmurf October 3, 2014

Bloner

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.

I tried to have sex with Emily, but she was on her period, so all I got was a bloner.

by DrDolphLundgren May 13, 2015

baldnear

a person who post random stuff on tiktok

baldnear is good

by baldnear July 17, 2021

Baldone

That one person in the friend group commonly referred to as "annoying", the "mommy's love", the one who always says he'll do something but never will. Bonus points if the person has no hair.

Hey, you said you'd go out every day, baldone!

by helicopter-helicopter November 14, 2021

smokey balokey

used both as an adjective and/or noun, this term signifies the action of, or the participant in smoking marijuana.

"You man, look at smokey balokey over there, he is messed up."
"Brah, you wanna get all smokey balokey tonight?"

by Smokey Balokey2 February 16, 2009

Rusty Bayonette

Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.

"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.

by Skoolp January 1, 2012