Albino Baboon

People who look like a cross between a pig and a shaved monkey with pink skin, thin lips, straight hair, big eyes, and body hair.

dude, did you see that white dude?

Yeah, he looks like an albino baboon.

by W i s h f u l February 20, 2011

Babloon

Pusy pussy pussy pussy pussy

Pussssssyyyyy!!! Babloon

by Pusssyyyyyyyyy June 30, 2019

Baboon Suck

The most horrible noise that can occur when someone is getting a blowjob.

Did you see that cwb at the party last night?

Yeah she was totally giving that guy a baboon suck.

by Charles Norris IV January 3, 2010

Baboon

Your least favorite uncle.

Dad: Be careful of my brother Dan. He's a real baboon.
Me: Is he the one who did skyscraper parkour?
Dad: He also spent a week in my closet without me knowing.

by Darth Frosty January 4, 2018

Baboon pussy

The swollen and raw appearance of the vaginal area after hours of vigorous copulation.

He fucked me real good; I got that baboon pussy.

by NikiMaria April 9, 2018

baboon heart

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009

Baboon Butt

When you smack your girlfriends ass during sex making it red. Usually gotten while having sex doggy-style. However, Baboon Butt can be gotten any time a female's ass is slapped making it a bright red color.

Dammit, Harold you smacked my ass too hard! You gave me baboon butt, again!

by biff4tuna June 29, 2011