Noun- When you are sitting in such a way that you fart and the fart goes forward and between your testicle and leg. The moment when the air is trapped between your testicle and your leg is the moment you have a stank bulge.
Guy 1: Dude I did something embarrassing last night with my girl
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We were watching some “Family Guy” and I had to fart but I didn’t want it to be loud so I pulled a stank bulge.
Guy 2: What’d you do?
Guy 1: We were watching some “Family Guy” and I had to fart but I didn’t want it to be loud so I pulled a stank bulge.
by Anti-Rapistry April 18, 2021

Bob: "I want a keyboard the size of George's Bulge"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"
Dean: "You know that's small right?"
Bob: "Wait what?"
by NeoGeoDude February 17, 2024

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.
by QPaulG July 9, 2022

the most advanced and sophisticated collective of fine chipper chaps, the most bulging, bulbus boys who have graced the earth
by Tahil ashlando November 17, 2022

by Puff dragon October 13, 2018

" did you get up to much at the weekend?" "Nah bud , I was caught up all weekend with a bulging slab"
by Budzer December 20, 2017

"Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"
by Goonforce June 5, 2024
