Braden

He’s a quiet guy. But the teacher LOVES HIM. He’s quite the teachers pet 👅🦶🏽

Teacher: Braden why don’t you stay after class???

by Chickenzrule November 22, 2019

Braden Larson

A tall fuck that likes to rape little children. He is banned from all school grounds and has time stay 420 yards away all play grounds. He also plays Dragon ballz, clash of clans, and Minecraft.

Shit there is a Braden Larson on the horizon.

by Flasch March 18, 2019

Braden Durham

Very athletic, oddly short only like 5'3", but always have a milf for a mom.

That's definitely a Braden Durham you can just tell

by TheGoose4 April 20, 2019

Braden

Braden is the kind of person to hardcore fuck Blake he is annoying and gets sexually horny around old cars

Old car:Who is that

Blake: he’s the guy I fucked last night
Old car: oh ok bye creep
Braden: wait car I have a boner for u

by Idiotic perve April 29, 2019

braden millsaps

A complete and udder dumbass

Braden millsaps is a dumbass

by Legitness August 21, 2016

Braden

A synonym for the word faggoteer or just being a little bitch in general
they actually punch their meat when fapping because there that stupid

Hey bro your being a total Braden right now

by TheWeirdOneOut February 16, 2018

Braden

Braden is the type of guy who will suck your penis when you broke up with madalyn last Saturday night. And Bradens tend to walk like a disabled dog, and make disable dog noises. If you find a Braden, tickle his Donahue neck and he will pass out from penis purple syndrome.

Hi Braden, dont be scared. I'm just going to tickle your Donahue neck.

by Madalyns pepperoni titanic tit December 5, 2019