Blessington

Better than a blessing, almost a miracle but something that is so good and is priceless.

Ace: Dude! I just got a $500 gift card to Apple!
Ned: That's a Blessington!!

by solvemc2 February 23, 2014

God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.

“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”

by Tube Feed October 24, 2022

Caught Blesing

Caught Blesing is when your sucking on your girls tits and then her dad walks in while your doing it. It’s an awful thing to think about, but May happen sometime in your life

Mannn I was caught Blesing last night when my father in law walked in

by funnymanbro April 14, 2022

Blessings

A Person that means a lot to the world.A gift that came from god.A person who makes your day better.And also is a funny person

When we pray at night that is a blessings.
When a people donate stuff to homeless that is a blessings.

by ThisGirl_276 March 27, 2017

blessin’ the river

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.

We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Blessin

Somebody you cherish very much, they contantly give you false hope but if you need something they'll be there.

'Hey, can you drop me off at home?'

'Yeah that's all sweet'

'Blessin, thank you'

by rangaloverb October 20, 2019

Count yo Blessings

When you've been violated or fucked over but something insignificant also occurs

John: aye bruh that's why your girlfriend broke up with you after she cheated

Gabe: still hit tho
John: count yo blessings

by Mr.Violator December 3, 2020