to strike or slap the victim's face with the shaft of an erect penis. Can often cause severe damage to the shaft but most find the act worth it as the "blapsee" is officially your biatch from that point forward.
"I'm at the hospital"
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."
"oh you poor thing what happened?"
"I blapsed a guy at school and he had a nose ring, so they had to amputate to prevent infection"
"o__O ..."
by Arran2 September 5, 2008
Get the blapse mug.a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
by stefmanxx April 1, 2008
Get the the chuck norris blaps mug."to cap one", or "bust a cap", or "waste a sucka".
Blaps is the mechanism of said cappage.
To slay a fellow using a "gun" or banana ("a projectile weapon")
Kill, Shoot, slay, vanquish, cap, execute, waste,
(Ex)terminate, "take care of", decimate, massacre, murder, dispatch, liquidate, slaughter, eviscerate.
Blaps is the mechanism of said cappage.
To slay a fellow using a "gun" or banana ("a projectile weapon")
Kill, Shoot, slay, vanquish, cap, execute, waste,
(Ex)terminate, "take care of", decimate, massacre, murder, dispatch, liquidate, slaughter, eviscerate.
"Yo Bitch let's go blapsanigga"
"What up my fellow, shall we dally on out for a blaps"
"Those caps'n need blapsin' chap"
"Afternoon' sir, would you care to transfer ownership of your vehicle or succumb to the blapsanisation of your personage."
"Golly, jeeves, i do say there seems to have been an excess of blappage in the vicinity"
"What up my fellow, shall we dally on out for a blaps"
"Those caps'n need blapsin' chap"
"Afternoon' sir, would you care to transfer ownership of your vehicle or succumb to the blapsanisation of your personage."
"Golly, jeeves, i do say there seems to have been an excess of blappage in the vicinity"
by ,.fghblsufhlke December 24, 2006
Get the Blaps mug.A blanket worn as a cape. Especially useful if you are planning on making a short trip on foot outdoors. Often employed when under the influence of narcotics.
by z towne January 12, 2007
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Get the blaptop mug.to sweep ones flat hand across a unsuspecting victim's face, palm to face, as if to close their eyes.
an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.
an attack used in schools, usually in provocation or in flirting.
by David Wilkinson December 24, 2003
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