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Jake: "shut yo bitch ass up tf"
by JustStfuIDidNotAsk October 29, 2021
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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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bitch ass hoe

Usually a girl who is being a dumbass. OR someone who is just working your nerves and you just wanna slapp dat bitch!
That bitch ass hoe wanna fight but she aint gonna do nothing.
by Lakerea January 27, 2009
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bitch ass trick

1.Some one that is always messing up and or messing up someone flow ( aka game ).
2.Some one that broke somthing.
Term is used to show displeasure
This Bitch ass trick called my girl asking to chill
by joey-joe September 16, 2003
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Bitch Ass Kord

The definition of a mooch. The type of person who never has their own bud, and always expects you to smoke them up. A Bitch Ass Kord will drop by unannounced and make themself at home.
Should we invite Bitch Ass Kord?
No. That guy never has his own bud.
by MilesTheStud July 15, 2016
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Bitch ass cry baby

Someone who complains and cries about everything and anything in their life to whoever will listen.
I bumped into a bitch ass cry baby at the store. Took me 20 minutes longer just to grab some bananas.
by TwoBrosOneCup July 16, 2020
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a bitch ass thang

Means a person ain't talking bout nothing
Ya ain't talking bout a bitch ass thang
by XIgang December 15, 2014
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