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Batshit-fucking-nuts

Intensely over the top effed up shit.

More so that Batshit crazy
Everyone knows that chick is batshit-fucking--nuts.

Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts
by Catschnell February 3, 2009
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batsmen

A term used in the sport of Cricket.

Plural of batsman.
It is doubtful whether the Zimbabwean batsmen can last against the pace attack of the Australian bowlers.
by LGD May 10, 2004
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Batscaper

One who uses a wiffleball bat to trim long pieces of grass and dandielions in his/her lawn. A batscaper usually does this after swinging the bat and missing the ball.
"Awesome curveball, too bad I missed it. AH! I'm so angry! starts swinging the bat at dandielions. "HEY! stop being a batscaper!"
by Nickkk!!! June 17, 2007
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Batsquatch

A 9 foot tall primate with wings. Scared? You should be.
"Dude, why weren't you at work yesterday?"

"Fucking batsquatch ate my car again"
by glearny April 13, 2010
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Rei batsubami

Omg its rei batsubami. Shes perfect.
by M1n1 December 27, 2020
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left-handed batsman

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.
That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!
by Sumo December 14, 2006
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batshit crazy

someone who has absolutely nothing to lose. batshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude and activities. a regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. a batshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely. in order to be truly batshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things every and still return safely.
crazy: throw a brick through your window

batshit crazy: throw a brick through your window, call the cops, wait for them to arrive, tell them what they did, and still get away.
by maximushyrule June 16, 2008
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