baldwin

Pointing a weapon at someone believing it is not loaded.

Don't baldwin that gun at me, not even as a joke.

by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021

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Baldwining

The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.

I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.

by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021

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The Alec Baldwin

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021

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Doing a Baldwin

To do something dangerous with a firearm or show poor firearm safety.

"James was totally Doing a Baldwin yesterday he flagged me like 3 time"

by Mr_9_Yearold October 27, 2021

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baldwinned, baldwinning, baldwins

transitive verb
1 a : to recklessly kill (a human being)

b : to deprive of life : cause the death of

// He threatened to baldwin them.

2 : to slaughter : slay
3 : to put an end to

// baldwin the competition

intransitive verb
1 : to cause the death of a person

// a reckless fool who may baldwin again

// if looks could baldwin
2 : to make a markedly unfavorable impression

// was dressed to baldwin

Hey, did you hear Alec was messing about with his father's gun and baldwinned his kid sister?
Man, I always knew that fool was gonna baldwin someone.

Will was driving home drunk last night and baldwinned some kid on her bike.

by Ern Malley October 28, 2021

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Baldwin

Verb. To fail to check if a firearm is loaded. Point said firearm at your co-worker, pull the trigger, and be surprised when it goes off, and your co-worker dies.

My homie Alec is going to jail. He did a Baldwin on his secretary.

by Dexterboiii October 28, 2021

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