Austin

Austin is a toxic manipulative bf who only wants to fuck and is most likely a skinny white boy who’s a stoner

Yeah I dated an Austin and now I’m mentally unstable

by Ushygushy October 17, 2020

Austin

Austin is the type of guy who when you first meet him you think he’s weird and you think of that kangaroo form the backyardagans but you go up to talk to him you hear his sexy voice and you see his hair and eyes and you think is he taken so you ask him and he says no and he asks you out you say yes and he brings you back to his Rolls Royce and drives you to The Keg and after that he takes you to go buy a dress, a pair of diamond earrings and a brand new Tesla model X!

Girl1: Uhhhh it’s Austin
Girl2: Ewww what a bad name
Girl2: How do you know him?
Girl1: Oh he’s just a guy outa my league

Girl2: I’m gonna go talk to him
Girl2: Hi, are you Austin
Austin: Yes
Girl2: You have a sexy voice
Austin: I like you let’s go out

by Amanda1993 November 3, 2019

Austin

Austin: Is a nice guy with a big heart! Definitely one of a kind, you’ll more than likely never meet another one like him! That could be good or bad. Austin had a bright smile that lights up the room, with that follows his sick sense of humor. Austin is genuinely a sweet guy, who really likes to FUCK

You should get you an “Austin”

by Arugula(5) May 9, 2021

Austin

A very loyal person, would cloud never murder anybody. Also cloud never hold on to a girl.

Guy 1: Did you just see that guy

Guy 2: Fuck yeah he must be an Austin

by Peeps12345678910 March 11, 2022

Austin

Austin is the dumbest person you’ll ever see. All he does is talk, he will not shut up!! In his free time he collects dead rats and puts them in display in his apartment. He also make door mats out of their skin. His dick size is 1/2 a millimeter and after sec you’ll usually here him say what’s happening to me.

I hate Austin.

by Greasy Noodles🦧🔫 November 4, 2020

Austin

Austin is the nicest guy ever. He is very kind,caring, cute, and funny! He is a great friend. 😄

Austin is the best!

by Jaimabear😄 August 7, 2019

Austin

A guy who will go out of his way to make you smile! He is usually shy and doesn’t speak that much, but once you get to know him he’s very outgoing. Austin’s can be very athletic and go getting guys and can also be very geek like dorks. Austin is the perfect boyfriend and will spend hours on FaceTime with you. He is easy to talk to and quite smart. He’s the kind of guy that everyone wants to be friends with. He usually is a brunette with brown eyes and is very strong. If you meet a Austin keep him with you.

Human 1- “you see that guy over there”

Human 2- “oohhh he’s a Austin”

by E. C. Mae June 27, 2019