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Houston Astros

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.
The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
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Astro

They are so pretty and kind they are the best! ❤️
?: Hey yk Astro
Mint : Yea shes the best!
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Astro-

the prefix relating to Astronism or to Astronists.
"Astro-Christianity is a form of Christianity that incorporates elements of Astronist philosophy and religion."
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Astro

the edgiest person on the planet
Person 1: That guy is such an Astro
Person 2: Ikr
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Astro

A hot darkskin with curves
Often times people nicknamed Astro are very smart.
"Wow Astro is so hot man!"
"Right wish I was them!"
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Astros cheating scandal

It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.
The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
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Astro

A hood motherfucker from the midwest that don’t play. Cares about money and family over anything else.
Don’t fuck with Astro or FOAD, he’ll send you to the stars.
by Astrothagod October 16, 2021
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