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astro

astro is the person alive tbh
theyre hot
hot
and very hot
astro is hot
by astro's fan March 28, 2021
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Astro-Bate

Astro-bate: Verb, to cum into someone's dream
Wife: you happened to cum into my dream last night
Husband: Yeah, I fealt the need to astro-bate
by cacnjrc January 6, 2019
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Astro

Astro is an amazing person. They're smart, cute and such a great friend. They are also very pretty and they have beautiful eyes. Astro is a gamer and enjoys playing gun games and they watch horror stuff. Everyone should have a friend named Astro because it's a great experience being friend with one.
person 1: do you know any people named Astro?
person 2: yes, i do! they're an amazing friend.
by lmaoland September 3, 2021
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.astro._1

.astro._1 aka my fav mutual on tiktok.i love them so much, they are also pretty funny ig🙄thanks for carrying me in genshin and being one of my coolest friend<33 arigato uwu
gyere jatszani .astro._1 rage
by fischlmain June 30, 2021
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astro

astro. astro is so sexy.
hey do u know astro? he is so sexy.
by sexyastroasf December 20, 2020
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Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the American League West Division but were previously in the National League Central Division.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when it began playing in the Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Orange and blue
Logo design: Orange star with a white H on the cap and the word "Astros" on the jersey in a block font

(Note: All achievements before 2012 were in the National League, all achievements 2013 and later were in the American League)
Wild Card titles won (4): 2004, 2005, 2015, 2020
Division titles won (13): 1980, 1981, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023
Pennants won (5): 2005, 2017, 2019, 2021, 2022
World Series championships won (2): 2017, 2022
Retired numbers: 5, 7, 24, 25, 32, 33, 34, 40, 49, 42
Hall of Fame inductees: Craig Biggio, Jeff Bagwell, Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Randy Johnson, Iván Rodríguez, Don Sutton, Nellie Fox, Leo Durocher, Eddie Mathews, Robin Roberts
Main Rivals: Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Texas Rangers, Atlanta Braves, Washington Nationals
Historical Rivalries: St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs
(This is an updated version of the definition made by CubbiesSwallow in 2005)
The Houston Astros own the New York Yankees in the playoffs!
by CJP64 February 20, 2024
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Astro

astro
astro is so cool
by asstroke January 14, 2023
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