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Alabama Assistance

Alabama Assistance ; When your cousin / brother / sister helps you take and send nudes.
" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "
by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020
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supermarket assistant

Aunty's cookies Gunna have me all fucked up.... Aka can I have 5 marijuana's 👾
If you can't find the cookies ask the supermarket assistant.
by Lost then found July 15, 2021
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pernicious assistance

Help provided against the will of the provider and/or recipient
The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my groceries into the paper bag, despite my saying "no thanks," as I finished paying the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," his mouth said, as his eyes told me to get out of the way of the rest of the line.
by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021
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Pernicious Assistance

Help provided against the will of the recipient and/or giver
The grocery store bagger, in a fine display of pernicious assistance, quickly jammed my items into the bag, despite my saying "no, thanks" as I paid the cashier. "It's my job, ma'am," said his mouth, as his eyes told me to stop blocking the line.
by Pernicious Assistant November 10, 2021
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Relationship Assistant

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.

May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.

Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021
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Scholars Assistance

The one who help in content Editing.
Whenever in need, Scholars Assistance is my savior.
by will brock January 4, 2022
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Admin Assistant

A fake job title typically used to cover up conspiracies involving FNHA.
Me: "I notice you haven't been any help to anyone ever. What does an Admin Assistant do exactly?"

Her: "Uhh... here's a link to FRAFCA."
by 12345................... March 7, 2022
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