Skip to main content

assbrush

a mohawk. a hairstlye mostly worn by "punk" kids who want to be "different" or whose parents didnt hug them enough when they were children. its a shaved head with a long strip of hair that goes down the center and is spiked out. Just the perfect shape to brush an ass
Travis Barker and his poor infant sport father son ass brushes
by gurlie July 16, 2008
mugGet the assbrush mug.

Aspire

To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.

Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.

Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.

Alternative spelling; asspire
"Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit"
by Willystroker May 2, 2007
mugGet the Aspire mug.
Related Words

asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.
If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.
by -dash- November 14, 2006
mugGet the asscrack of texas mug.

Assbrat

An assigned name for Sarah
One who uses foul language at innapropriate times
by Joel Greenbaum March 26, 2004
mugGet the Assbrat mug.

Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"
1. Aspire mi mono, puta.
by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005
mugGet the Aspire mi mono mug.

Assiram

Coolest person ever! Probably on the shorter side with cubby toes!! Hottest thought on the block!
Dannggg assiram be looking fine!
mugGet the Assiram mug.

assirem

Assirem is one of the most sociable guy and he is always positive
If you need someone to give you hope, call Assirem
Hello Assirem!!
by Ficello November 23, 2021
mugGet the assirem mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email