Destiny Abbott

Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.

Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!

by Destiny Abbott December 19, 2017

Marcus Abbott

A character from A Quiet Place. He is portrayed by the BRILLIANT Noah Jupe.

Person 1: Who's your favorite character who was portrayed by Noah Jupe?
Person 2: Marcus Abbott
Person 1: Mine is Henry Fraser but I see where you are coming from

by 2005sLxser April 10, 2021

Max Abbott_

Someone with a massive cock and a great personality has great hair and is really sexy

To me you are a Max Abbott_

by oasis_is_leng April 12, 2022

Newton Abbot

Newton abbot is a small town in the south Devon of England but fuck me there's loads of roadmen and chavs about, there's pubs, barbers and asda and thats about it. Everyone's a cocky shit in Newton.

Dave:Do you know newton abbot
Bob:ye it's a fuckin shithole

by Aizy12 July 23, 2022

Doing an Abbott

Backing out of an agreement, statement, or action, when things don't turn out in your favour.

Made famous by ex-Australian Prime Minister, and current Onion King, Tony Abbott.

My wife and I said we would get divorced if gay marriage became legal in Australia. It's now legal, but we're doing an Abbott.

by trusty_socks December 9, 2017

Greg Abbott

A very kind and nice governor who generously gives Texan women easy and free access to late-term abortions, specifically performed in schools when the fetus is about 9 years old.

Me: i lov greg abbott!!
Us: agred

by Norma dorms on a borma May 30, 2022

Ascot

A student that shat there pants during a lesson

ewwwwwwww....
That ascot!
She shat herself !

by its the real deal September 21, 2018