2 definitions by Destiny Abbott

Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.
Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!
by Destiny Abbott December 19, 2017
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The new and correct name for the popular city formerly known as Toronto in Ontario, Canada. This name change occurred after the owner, LeBron James decided the city’s success depended on how much success he wanted them to have. In 2018, despite having the best year in their history, Mr. James decided they were still not ready to leave his ownership. Therefore, Mr. James recently concluded on teaching them a lesson so harsh, that the city’s name was changed from Toronto to LeBronto.
DeMar DeRozan: Yo, why do we fucking suck so much, Kyle?

Kyle Lowry: It’s simple.. This has went from Toronto to LeBronto.. No wonder LeBron used to wear the number six. He’s the real six god.

DeMar DeRozan: Wow, LeBron is so cool. I’m a LeBronto Raptor! My daddy LeBron will be so proud to hear of my spirit!
by Destiny Abbott May 8, 2018
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