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albino viking

Noun.
A term used to describe a really white guy. The kind of white that makes you grab your shades because it hurts your to look directly at their bare beer belly. Although an Albino Viking isn't necessarily a true albino, nor does he have to be of Nordic descent, he is typically one who gets very little sun and is generally geneticly predisposed to nonpigmentation.
Damn, Al Morgenstern is a raging Albino Viking. I mean, 10 minutes in the sun and he looks like the photographic negative of Timmy D.
by JnglKng April 13, 2005
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albino godzilla

A term used to describe an individual that as opposed to creating new content, simply goes on sites such as deviant art and tumblr to mass produce shitty re-skins of their favorite characters and pass them off as, "their own original content".
Fagit #1: Yo dude did you see that guys shitty shadow the hedgehog re-skin?

Fagit #2: Yea I did man. Dark the feminist, ableist, sex-driven, child molester or some shit?

Fagit #1: Yea man that was it! Pfft, what an Albino Godzilla.
by StapleSherman September 27, 2014
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albino broccoli

I had some albino broccoli yesterday, dude.
by icc3043 June 5, 2011
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albino faggot

a gay person who is very pale. These people are gay and they usually don't tell anyone about it and like to stay inside. This is the reason they are so pale.
Hey dominic get your gay ass outside you albino faggot!
by yeetyeetimcool July 3, 2019
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albino catfish

A sex act involving two partners where one partner inserts an unpeeled banana into the other partner's rectum. As the banana is ejected from the rectum, it is peeled and eaten by the other partner. The 'Albino Catfish' is often seen on glass bottom boat rides.
I went on a glass bottom boat ride the other day and saw an albino catfish.
by eMeS September 21, 2003
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asain goggles

It's when the male testicle sack is put on someones eyes. Therefore making the eyes covered up.
When my friend fell asleep I put asian googles on his eyes, when he woke up he thought he was blind.
by Robbie Young April 7, 2004
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Absinthe

High alcohol volume. Very high. 85%. A mouthful is about 4 beers' worth. Has a strong liquorice taste and smell, but you don't taste it if you drink it straight.

REALLY warms you up.
"Mate, check look at the back of the bottle- 'VERY high alcohol volume. Do NOT drink neat'"
"Uhh, I just drank 3 mouthfuls... Absinthe is the Elixcer of God..."
by Ziggy-Stardust May 24, 2008
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