Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

the best video game ever

I went to the store today and bought Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

by Chandler Sorrells October 30, 2004

Andres Siexas

An old pedophile who tries to hang out with teenagers and talks shit to try and fit in with the crowd.

A loser with a big ass forehead.

A type of midget.

I'm going to be an andres siexas today and try to have sex with younger girls.

Damn! He has a big ass forehead! He must be an andres siexas.

by enjoying life.xo December 27, 2013

Andreas Simonsen

An andreas simonsen is a homosexual guy that normally likes to eat a little bit more than the usual population of Pakistan. He normally crawls on all 4 and loves pets. If you want to get an andreas you can order him through gaygaygaygay.gay.shop.maverick.idk

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by MikeTheShikes April 3, 2019

Andres

A person who has a lot of charm and can get the freaks in the sheets. A Andres can make a chick have a eye-rolling orgasms with hardly any effort. Dick size is usually 9-12 inches. Andres can last a lot of time in sex and his pull-out game is really fucking good.

Andres gave me some good hard dick and I loved it.
Andres gave me a orgasm with his finger.
Andres makes me wett.

by xelcabrondelosangelesx May 10, 2018

Andreas

A sexy beast you is a hottie and all the girls love him!!

Andreas asks a girl out she says "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

by Sex toy December 15, 2008

Andres Iniesta

A Spanish footballer who hails from the municipality of Fuentealbilla. Known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession, the opposition usually struggle to obtain the ball from him. Iniesta is a higher truth who will most likely shit on the face of your football team.

'Did you see the Champions League final? Andres Iniesta was fucking biblical.'

by G.Campbell November 14, 2009

grand theft auto san andreas

going to be the best game ever when it comes out.

Girl: "Im bored, can I give you heads."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
Girl: "ok."

by gangster bling bling June 29, 2004