Alcoholic

A guy named Dan who comes to your house on a Thursday night and spills beer on your couch.

This guy needs some help because he is an alcoholic.

by Dirty__Dan October 22, 2016

alcoholic

A guy whose real name is Al Coholic who drinks too much beer and gets so stoned that he ends up the subject of prank calls

Bart: Is Al there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Al, last name Coholic.
Moe: Phone call for Al, Al Coholic. Come on, is there an alcoholic (AlCoholic) in here?!!

by Mike Dizzled June 30, 2004

Alcoholic Semen-Thrower

Originated on XBox Live. Nyack Middle School students use this term a lot to indicate that they throw semen but aren't actually alcoholic. People like this are usually huge D-Bags on XBox Live and always ask you to "1 v 1" them on Modern Warfare.

Hey, I'm about to change my gamertag.
Shutup you Alcoholic Semen-Thrower!
....Like Nigy Nigz.

by Nigyz May 9, 2010

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.

Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

by Lucy Mitchell January 19, 2009

Alcoholic

Someone who can't go a day with out drinking alcohol.

Abby is an alcoholic.

by Candlelit April 18, 2019

alcoholics unanimous

a group of alcoholics that are the opposite of alcoholics annonymous

dad: did u go to ur AA meeting today?
me: no i went to alcoholics unanimous
dad:??

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

Discovering Alcoholic

A person who consumes many different alcoholic beverages while drinking.

Joe: "Hey Rob, look at Nash at the end of the bar drinking a glass of wine."
Rob: "So what?"
Joe: "Well he just had a shot and a beer and before that he had a margarita !"
Rob: "Wow ! He's a discovering alcoholic."

by Inkanyamba March 15, 2011