alchoflop

when your so drunk, you cant get a boner LOL!

go out, pull i chick, take her home... and alchoflop UL M7!!

by mrskag April 22, 2007

Alchologically Challenged

The inabillity to sustain prolonged drinking sessions before loosing all reasoning.

Alchologically Challenged, don't be ridiculous, I've spilt more beer down my waistcoat than you've supped all night.

by Lucy Mitchell January 19, 2009

alchyzheimers

Someone who has alzheimers and an alcoholic.

I'm an old fuck and drink a bunch. I think I have alzheimers and a liver disorder. Crap! No I have alchyzheimers.

by fish on!!! July 25, 2009

alchemism

Addicted to finding a way of turning other substances, especially any kind of alcohol, into gold. This gives justification to themselves to continue buying and consuming these substances.

Is john coming out with us?
'Are you kidding, hes got Alchemism!'
Oh dear, poor john.

John " I'd come out but I really must drink this bottle of vodka first. Im sure it will work this time because Im mixing it with a new juice".

by NorthernSoulKTF November 19, 2015

Alcholove

A combonation of the word alcohol and love (obviously).
It is the love one feels for another human being when under the influeance of alcohol.

Peter had a great amount of alcholove for Jane at the party.

by smurph09 November 24, 2010

Alchemy

Slang for turning useless or old objects into money via pawning or other such methods

*as stated here a primitive form of chemistry this is the true definition of alchemy

eg: Jim sold me a bag of oregano claiming it was cannabis, Alchemy of the highest order i paid 50 quid for a bag of legal herbs.

eg 2) Found some old necklace in my attic, apparently its vintage i flogged it for 500 quid. My alchemy skills mean i'm getting pissed tonight

by datguy1datguy2 July 15, 2011

Alchwitz

When you go into a crowded elevator, wait until the doors close and fart.

Of course, just when I have to go to the top floor, someone laysdown an alchwitz.

by Matthew M July 9, 2006