alaned

to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.

I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.

by grod June 15, 2007

Alana

Alana is kinda an Alan but it's secret so you will never know. It spends its time eating grass and looking for flies. The Alana (Alan) is very rare and you might find one eating your front lawn but do not fear it, the Alana (Alan) is friendly af.

omg wtf Jenny you are acting like an Alana.

by NOOT NOOT 25 PINGU LOVA February 16, 2018

Alanah Nasadyk

A fun lady who's passionate about the world around her.

Alanah Nasadyk, she really wants to make a difference.

by mrowkatzen January 16, 2013

Alanna

The fittest girl you will ever come across. She is smart, kind, beautiful, intelligent and an amazing girlfriend. She has the biggest heart and the sweetest smile. She always surrounds herself with the greatest people of all so if u are blessed with the presence of an Alanna you should be entirely grateful. She is also amazing in bed and could drive any boy crazy.

“Wow she’s gorgeous”
“Oh Ye dude I know, that’s Alanna”
“I knew she was just by her beauty”

by Edith McAllister August 30, 2018

iguana_alana

An instagram famous editor that created a whole community called “#alanacore” with her rainbow edits. She helps SoundCloud artists music grow with her videos. She’s also the person that got the “pressure” song famous on tik tok and started a whole movement without even realizing.

“you know that one editor that does those cool rainbow glitch videos?” “Oh iguana_Alana !”

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Alana

The cute emo/scene girl that sits in the back of the class. She always has her headphones in blasting screamo or alternative music so loud everyone else can here it. She might be emo but she is the cutest girl ever. You would be so lucky of you could date her. For some reason she goes both ways. But if you get to know her youll realize how nice, funny, creative, cute, and awkward she is. She is an amazing guitarist and can play like 5 other instruments. Over all she is perfect.

Guy 1: Damn did you see Alana play guitar to The Reckless and The Brave at the school talent show?
Guy 2: Yes oh god shes perfect.
Guy 1: Even if shes emo shes damn hot.
Her girlfriend: What are you saying about my girlfriend??
Guy 1&2: Nothing o-o

by Immaturtle August 14, 2014

alana leduc

Your guide on how to laugh loud in 3 million different ways.

Alana Leduc - Your guide on how to laugh loud in 3 million different ways.

by Temeni November 6, 2013