African Wine Tasting 

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.

Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!

African Wine Tasting by The Austitute July 28, 2011

African-American 

Latest politically correct term for a black, Negro, colored American with even a minuscule proportion of African descent

Jesse Jackson is losing his position as chief African-American spokesman to the flamboyant Al Sharpton

African-American by cornholio October 4, 2003

African Ass Bug 

The act of termites or some other insect, eating the ass or fecal matters off of ones ass bone or cheek!!! Also there have been cases of crabs going wild in the coochie and eaiting you from the vagina in side and out!

1: Dude dat african ass bug been eatin youz girl friends snatcharoonie all day long!

African Ass Bug by Dr. Atokad July 2, 2009

african-american 

What people say when they dont want to say Black person. A dumb term, referring to a black person. I have no idea why we are called that. I mean...Im not African! I was born in New York, I have never been to Africa in my life! Why am I called African-American? They dont have a name like that for white people. But then again no body really knows where white ancestors came from...where do they come from? Did every white person always live in the US???

An African-American is a "person of color". Who's ancestors are probably from Africa. But just because they are called that does NOT make them African!

african-american by muzichick May 15, 2006

African-american 

The politically correct way how to describe a black person.

I don't really mind but why should I be called an African American when I wasn't born in Africa, never been to Africa, and am not a legal citizen of any countries in Africa? Because if thats true, then white people should be called European Americans and asian people should be called Asian Americans.

On an Internet Forum:

Me: Im black.
P.C. Person: You mean African-American.
Me: No, I may be of African decent but I dont have any connections with Africa otherwise, cause in that case i should call you a European American.
P.C. Person: You mean white person right?
Me: No you dumb asshole! *loads gun*

African-american by Ezgamer July 29, 2008

african frog 

During intercourse, the man stands up and lifts his partner onto his quivering member. The female procedes to wrap her legs around his body( they are face to face). The man violently moves his lady up and down, creating an infant to mother chimpaneze relationship. Very primative.

Tyler's arms were very tired after he performed the african frog with the very seductive hooker named Jennie.

african frog by Jennie Funnier November 12, 2007

african didgeridoo 

A sexual endeavor in which one end of a pipe is attached to a bottle of coke and the other end is inserted into a female's vagina. Next mentos are quickly dropped into the pipe and the pipe is hastily attached to the coke. The man then inserts his dick into her ass and so the feamle is double penetrated by the coke and dick.

So I hear your a sexual deviant.

Yeah I gave an african didgeridoo to Margo last night.

african didgeridoo by vorack April 12, 2011