Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.

31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”

by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019

Aging Beauty

Women who were very beautiful in their youth, and are struggling to keep their youthful beauty despite growing old. Typically in her 40s or 50s, an aging beauty pays many visits to her plastic surgeon for Botox, fillers, and more, in order to keep a youthful appearance. Her validation comes from being considered beautiful from others. She may be depressed that she is growing old, and that soon, fillers and Botox will not maintain her beauty anymore.

“What did you think of Alicia when you met her at that party yesterday?”

“She’s okay, she seemed like a cool aging beauty”

by ilovecottoncandy January 3, 2020

ACing

The act of jumping from a massive height onto someone and pretending to be Ezio Auditore, breaking your own legs in the process.

We're going to go ACing at 4 today, wanna join?

by TheGoldenDorito_ April 7, 2021

Aving

aving

(Ah-VinG)
Verb
informal
The act of saying something so depraved and disgusting, but expecting the people around you to find it funny

PAST TENSE
Aved
FUTURE TENSE
Avi
PRESENT TENSE
Aving

“John was aving so much last night, it got really uncomfortable.”

by kingkatolog July 21, 2021

Ashing

A tendency of Gaining or losing weight quickly in a short period of time

Dude, I can see a bit of downward Ashing today on my weigh in.

by Office Tart March 20, 2023

man-aging partner

A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.

"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."

by FitofPeak August 25, 2012

ram assing

Ram Assing - Driving fast trying to get to your destination, only to be blocked by slow drivers. Speeding up, getting on their ass, and swerving into the other lane to pass them. Usually makes riders very nervous.

"I'm just ram assing around trying to get to you." "We got time, what the fuck you ram assing for?"

by Stevesbella June 6, 2016