Upon going down on sweet Chastity I discovered a Clit Armstrong and congratulated her on her amazing clitoris muscle!
by Zomommey January 20, 2012
by Tom April 06, 2003
: To disrespect your fellow co-workers and ravage them with cursing and excessive aggression while blaming them for something they had no control over.
“Did you see how that guy handled the situation, he totally "Pulled an Armstrong" on those two guys it was almost like a roid rage.”
by Sheppppy August 28, 2008
the act of a man marrying an ugly chick. ie. one small step for man, one giant step (bullet) for mankind
by Matt Wilmot March 23, 2007
A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.
by Katsura_san January 16, 2021
The act of extending the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis up over the head to one's lips followed by blowing a lungfull into the cavity between the foreskin and the penis, thus creating a natural balloon effect.
by MonkeyHustler November 28, 2007
Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.
by Nicolas Sarkozy September 16, 2007